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<p style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt"><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">5</span></font></b><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">．天津出货篇</span></font></b><span lang="EN-US"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>小姐，你们去加拿大是每周几的船？<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>整箱，还是散货。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>都告诉我吧。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>去什么港的？<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>都告诉我吧。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" color="gray" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: gray">（。。。问了将近二十个问题后。。。）</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>你把拖单传到<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">021-XXXXXXX</span></font>吧。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>谢谢，我的货不从上海出，要从天津出。请问你们天津办公室的传真是多少？<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>先生，你前面问了我这么多问题，没有货要从上海出，都是从天津天出货的吗？<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>是啊。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>那你干嘛打电话来上海啊，我们不一样的。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>有什么不一样，不都是马士基吗？怎么刚刚态度还好好的，我一说从天津出货就变了呢。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">（语结。。。）</span></font></p>
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<p style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt"><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">6.</span></font><span lang="EN-US"> </span></b><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">清关文件篇</span></font></b><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>小姐，你们定单号为<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">XXX</span></font>的清关文件还没到。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>寄了呀，我和货一起寄的，放在箱子里了。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>俄<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">~&nbsp;</span></font><span lang="EN-US"> </span>小姐，你的清关文件放在集装箱里怎么清关啊。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>放心，我是放在后面一票货的箱子里的。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">（俄</span></font><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="gray"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: gray; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">~</span></font><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">，天呢，谁来救救我呀）</span></font></p>
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<p style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt"><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">7</span></font></b><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">．你说敲哪就敲哪篇</span></font></b><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">话说有一个客户由于第一次出货，故来拜访我们，以期待更好的合作。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></font></p>
<p><font face="宋体" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">（来者为一个中年男子及一个中年女子，拎了个公文包和塑料袋也不知道时面装的是什么）。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></font></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>程小姐啊，我们第一次出货。你多多帮忙啊。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" color="gray" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: gray">（说话间，递过名片一张。客户人员扫了一眼，董事长噢，不小的官呢）</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>没问题。你有什么问题啊。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">（客记打开袋子，里面露出一堆能新能新的章，有圆的，有方的，有椭圆的，大该五六个的样子。又从公文包中拿出了一张空白核销单以及新的印泥一个）。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></font></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>程小姐，这些章都交给你了。你说敲哪就敲哪？我们决不瞎敲。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>（俄<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">~~</span></font>）搜索了一番，翻出两个单。这个圆的敲这，那个条形的敲那。<font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">（心中感叹：第一次啊</span></font><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="gray"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: gray; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">~</span></font><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">）</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>我下星期不在。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>噢，那有事你就联系这们小姐咯<font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">（说话间，指了指这个中年男子边上的女士）</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>噢，好啊。这个是我老婆。我们公司就俩人。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">（俄</span></font><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="gray"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: gray; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">~</span></font><span lang="EN-US"> </span><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">心想这个董事长是蛮大的。）</span></font>那你们公司传真机号码给我一个吧，到时候<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">FCR</span></font>好了，可以传给你们。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>传真机啊，还没买呢。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" color="gray" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: gray">（</span></font><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="gray"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: gray; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">—__—|||</span></font><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">）</span></font></p>
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<p style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt"><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">8.</span></font></b><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">小推车事件</span></font></b><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">（铃铃铃。。。）<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></span></font></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>你好，马士基物流。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>小姐，我在你们楼下。你问保安借部小推车，好吗？<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>要小推车干嘛呀。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>我送货。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">（无语。。。）</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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<p style="MARGIN-LEFT: 36pt"><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">9</span></font></b><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">．</span></font> </b><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">让我省点吧。</span></font></b><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>你们，你们定单号<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">XXX</span></font>的报关资料还没到。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>报关资料啊，我和货一起送仓库了。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b>先生，报关资料要和货分开寄的。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b>为什么，不一样嘛。求求你了，你就让我省点钱吧。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">（。。。）</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
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King

现在的人呀，都是这样？？？[em263]

ktfy

片，你在讲述你的工作经验啊

windy实名认证

<p>做这行就会碰到这样的人的,唉,有的时候无奈又好笑!</p>

ktfy

<p>将不好咩</p>
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<p>生活丰富多彩啊</p>

windy实名认证

就是,还是姐妹好!

King

来茶店聊工作粉哦

ktfy

<p>这个叫一起分享</p>