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<p><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">1.</span></font></b><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">传真机篇</span></font></b></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b><span lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span>小姐，我有一份<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">FCR</span></font>真的很急，你快点传给我。<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'"> </span></font><span lang="EN-US"><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-comfficeffice" /><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b> 好，我过会马上传给你，请你注意查收。就这样，再。。。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" color="gray" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: gray">（客服人员预挂断电话。未等</span></font><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="gray"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: gray; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">“</span></font><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">见</span></font><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="gray"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: gray; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">”</span></font><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">字出口）</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b><span lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span>不要挂，不要挂。我电话不挂，你现在传，我等你的传真。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b> 好，你不要挂，我去传。<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'"> </span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><font face="宋体" color="gray" size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: gray">（噔噔噔，客服人员拿了</span></font><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="gray"><span lang="EN-US" style="COLOR: gray; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">FCR</span></font><font color="gray"><span style="COLOR: gray">去传真。嘀嘀嘀，占线。噔噔噔，客服人员，又跑回电话机旁。）</span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b> 小姐，你们的传真占线。<font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'"> </span></font><span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: blue">客户甲：</span></font></b><span lang="EN-US">&nbsp; </span>是占线啊。我正拿着传真机和你打呢。。。<span lang="EN-US"><o:p></o:p></span></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 12pt; COLOR: purple; FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">MLOG</span></font><font color="purple"><span style="COLOR: purple">客服：</span></font></b><wbr> <font face="Times New="New"  Roman"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New="New"  Roman'">—__<wbr><wbr><wbr>—|||</span></font></p>
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<p><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span lang="EN-US" style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">2.</span></font></b><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">真的吗篇</span></font></b></p><b><font face="黑体" size="5"><span style="FONT-WEIGHT: bold; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-FAMILY: 黑体">
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3">客户甲：</font></b> 小姐，你们去加拿大蒙特利尔是每周几的船期？</p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3">MLOG</font><font color="purple">客服：</font></b>是每周三的船期。</p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3">客户甲：</font></b>每周三啊？一周只有一班船啊。</p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3">MLOG</font><font color="purple">客服：</font></b>是啊，每周一班船。</p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3">客户甲：</font></b>周一没有船吗？</p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3">MLOG</font><font color="purple">客服：</font></b>没有，我们每周一班船，是周三的。</p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3">客户甲：</font></b>周二没有船吗？</p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3">MLOG</font><font color="purple">客服：</font></b>只有周三一班船。</p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3">客户甲：</font></b>周四没有船吗？</p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3">MLOG</font><font color="purple">客服：</font></b>小姐，只有周三一班船。</p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3">客户甲：</font></b>周五没有船吗？</p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3">MLOG</font><font color="purple">客服：</font></b>每周一班船。</p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3">客户甲：</font></b>周六，周日没有船吗？</p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3">MLOG</font><font color="purple">客服：</font></b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman">—__<wbr><wbr><wbr>—|||&nbsp;</font> <font color="gray">（强忍。。。）</font>小姐，每周一班船，是周三的。</p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3">客户甲：</font></b>真的只有一班船吗？</p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3">MLOG</font><font color="purple">客服：</font></b>真的，真的只有一班船。</p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3">客户甲：</font></b>其他时间没有船了吗？</p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3">MLOG</font><font color="purple">客服：</font></b>真的没有了。</p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3">客户甲：</font></b>周一，周二都没有船吗？</p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3">MLOG</font><font color="purple">客服：</font></b>真的没有了，小姐，不骗你的。没有了。<font color="gray">（怒火中烧</font><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="gray">ing</font><font color="gray">）</font></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3">客户甲：</font></b>好吧。</p>
<p><font face="宋体" color="gray" size="3">（客服人员大喘一口气，终于结束了）</font></p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3">客户甲：</font></b>那你们提前几天截货，截关？</p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3">MLOG</font><font color="purple">客服：</font></b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman">7</font>天。</p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3">客户甲：</font></b>天呢<font face="Times New="New"  Roman">~</font> 这么早<font face="Times New="New"  Roman">~&nbsp; 4</font>天不可以吗？</p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3">MLOG</font><font color="purple">客服：</font></b>小姐，不可以。我们是提前<font face="Times New="New"  Roman">7</font>天截货的。</p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3">客户甲：</font></b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman">5</font>天不可以吗？</p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3">MLOG</font><font color="purple">客服：</font></b>不可以，我们是<font face="Times New="New"  Roman">7</font>天的。散货比较麻烦。</p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3">客户甲：</font></b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman">6</font>天不可以吗？</p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3">MLOG</font><font color="purple">客服：</font></b>真的不可以。</p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3">客户甲：</font></b>真的是<font face="Times New="New"  Roman">7</font>天吗？</p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3">MLOG</font><font color="purple">客服：</font></b>真的，小姐。是<font face="Times New="New"  Roman">7</font>天。</p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3">客户甲：</font></b>真的不可以晚了吗？</p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3">MLOG</font><font color="purple">客服：</font></b>不可以。</p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3">客户甲：</font></b>真的不可以了吗？</p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3">MLOG</font><font color="purple">客服：</font></b>真的不可以</p>
<p><font face="宋体" color="gray" size="3">（又问了</font><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="gray">10</font><font color="gray">遍以上同样问题。。。</font><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="gray"> MLOG</font><font color="gray">客服人员口吐白沫中。。。在一番折磨后，客户似乎真的相信了该客服人员没有欺骗她，终于把电话挂了。）</font></p>
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<p><font face="宋体" color="gray" size="3">（</font><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="gray">MLOG</font><font color="gray">客服人员，目光呆滞的把电话挂了。心想终于结束了。）</font></p>
<p><font face="宋体" color="gray" size="3">（</font><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="gray">5</font><font color="gray">分钟后，铃铃铃。。。电话想起）</font></p>
<p><b><font face="Times New="New"  Roman" color="purple" size="3">MLOG</font><font color="purple">客服：</font></b>你好，马士基物流。</p>
<p><b><font face="宋体" color="blue" size="3">客户甲：</font></b>小姐你好，你们真的不可以晚了吗？</p>
<p><font face="宋体" color="gray" size="3">（。。。</font> <font color="gray">客服人员去找绳子，企图自我了解）</font></p>
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ktfy

楼主不容易啦，要小支持一下

King

请不要发和工作有关的东西，这里是茶店，都是下班来的，这样会很扫兴的。